Things I've Learned

1. Sometimes the long scenic route is just long.

2. If you know that the dryer squeaks loudly, DO NOT start it until you are ready to leave the room.

3. I don't make a good first impression, but the second one is usually okay.

4. If you want to loose weight, sitting around all day doing nothing but eating isn't really the way to do it.

5. Some people have way too much money (MTV's Sweet 16)